classically trained.

So now my mom thinks I only drink coconut water and that I never eat anything.  I recieved a concerned phone call.  Trust me, Mom, I eat.  I just ate a bunch of pretzels.  And before that, I had some animal crackers.  And before that, I had a couple bites of Jack's grilled cheese.  And before that, I had cereal.  This afternoon I made macaroni and cheese for dinner-  it's ready to go in the oven.  Real mac'n'cheese with cheddar, mozzerella, gouda, cream, milk, flour, butter, and salt.  I plan on making fried okra, green beans, and biscuits in a little bit.  And chicken for the boys.  I ate pizza last night.  And popcorn, of course.  I don't feel dieter's guilt when I eat something f'n delicious.  I thought we already went over this?  I eat very healthy-  lots of fresh veggies and fruit, yogurt, green tea, water, and wine.  Lots of spinach and arugula with tomatoes, craisins, and olive oil lately.  So there.  I'm not starving myself nor do I look like I'm starving myself.  Silly.

This kid isn't starving either.  He's got a lunchable stuffed in his mouth in this photo.  He's been extra sweet this week, our special mommy/baby week together.  We've played a lot of guitar and are learning piano together.  I don't think we're actually learning anything yet but we like to pretend.  Don't judge us, we're lazy sometimes.

I look so mean in this picture!  I'm so tough!  Not really.  It's habit.  I have this really annoying birth defect known as dimples and it makes me look like a little girl.  I don't mind it so much now but I used to be really self conscious about it when I was younger.  You will never see me sing (i sound like a 6 year old) and smile at the same time.  Little girl overload.  

Took Jack to visit my Grams.  He ate most of her Hershey's Kisses and showed her how to color in his coloring book.  He was very serious about it.  Jack walks around like he owns that nursing home.

Just found out I'm getting a massage tomorrow afternoon.  I can't wait!!!!!!!!  TAM never stops making you sore.  Last night I made myself a dirty vodka martini to deal with the pain in my ass, shoulders, and ribs.  And then I On Demanded The Notebook for $1.  I say On Demanded is a verb so don't look at me like that.  Laugh all you want but you know it's a good movie.  

I'm going to read the new Elle Decor mag now.  I lead a very exciting life.  If you want to bring a bottle of wine over to my house, I won't complain.

♥  jp